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Lady & Hooch

The dogs round here, and who they get on with

Lady & Hooch is an app for dog owners, breeders and dog businesses in the UK. Find dogs and walks nearby, join a playdate, check the path for hazards before you set off, and book the groomer while you’re at it.

Your area

Within 5 km on this map: 4 dogs, a playdate, a planned walk, an incident and a groomer.

Set your area once: around you, around a place you pick, or the whole country. Dogs, walks, events, incidents and services all follow it. The map is an illustration, and the location that sets your area stays on your device.

Illustration: a folded map opens to show a planned walk, dogs, events, incidents and services around the centre of your area, with a circle marking the area.

Coming soon to iPhone and iPad.

Run a dog business? Set up your profile on the business dashboard.

A whippet and a red greyhound greeting each other on a lawn.
A whippet and a greyhound, getting acquainted.

Before the leads come off

Every dog on Lady & Hooch has a profile: breed, age, energy, temperament, and who they get on with, from puppies and children to cats and other dogs.

Owners can add a note about reactivity, so a nervous dog gets met the right way.

You can browse them all without an account. A dog’s place on the map is rounded to about a kilometre, so a profile never leads to a front door. Sign in to say hello: messages and notifications arrive together in your Inbox.

A dog’s profile in the Lady & Hooch app: a French Mastiff called Hooch, low energy, good with puppies, children and cats, not with intact males.
A dog’s profile in the app. The details are example data.
Two people walking on Parliament Hill, with the towers of the City of London on the skyline.
Parliament Hill, on Hampstead Heath, looking south over London.

Walks with company, if you want it

Planned walks

Plan a walk with a start, a route and a finish, as a loop, one way or there and back, for now or any day in the next fortnight. Members nearby can message you to join. An hour after it ends, the walk is deleted.

Playdates and events

Host a playdate or an event and say who’s welcome: particular breeds, a level of energy, whether reactive dogs or dogs that aren’t neutered can come. You approve each request, and approved guests get a group chat to sort out the details.

Planning a walk is for people aged 16 and over, after a one-off ID check. Everyone can host 2 events or walks a month for free, and Plus makes it unlimited.

There is no live location in Lady & Hooch. Nothing follows you on a walk, and nobody sees where you are unless you send them a place in a message.

The Nearby screen: a map with dogs pinned inside a circle.
Nearby, showing dogs inside your area. The dogs are examples.

Somebody saw it first

Members pin hazards to the map, with a short description and up to 4 photos.

Everyone can see them for 30 days, signed in or not, and nobody sees who reported them.

Incidents in the app: example reports pinned on a map, a Report an incident button and the newest report.
Incidents near you, newest first. The ones marked Example show how a report looks.

Key

  • Poison or bait
  • Dog attack
  • Aggressive dog
  • Dog theft
  • Toxic algae
  • Glass or sharp objects
  • Livestock
  • Adders or ticks
  • Something else

Incidents aren’t for emergencies. In an emergency call 999, and to report a crime call 101.

Book the groomer without ringing round

Find groomers, trainers, behaviourists, walkers, sitters, daycare, vets, physios, photographers and breeders in your area.

Pick an open slot from their opening hours, add your dogs and pay in the app.

A small white dog at the groomer’s, its ears wrapped and its hair tied up.
A small white dog at the groomer’s.
If it doesn’t go ahead
A full refund if the business declines, or if you cancel at least 24 hours before.
The day before
A reminder, for you and for the business.
Reviews
Only from people who completed a booking, one review per booking.
Message to book
Some businesses don’t take bookings in the app yet. Their page says Message to book.
The Services screen: category filters and a list of example businesses with prices, distances and Book online.
Services near you. These listings are examples.

Puppies, the proper way

A yellow Labrador puppy looking at the camera.
A Labrador puppy.

Only breeders whose licence our team has checked can list puppies.

You reserve and pay in the app, collect the puppy where it was bred and see it with its mother. We hold the money until the handover, and you can cancel for a full refund any time before then.

That’s Lucy’s Law: the breeder sells the puppy, and we only hold the payment.

Reserving or asking about a puppy is for people aged 16 and over, after a one-off ID check.

Rehoming

Owners can list their own dog for a new home. Any fee, up to £200, is paid between you, not through the app, so meet the dog before you pay anything. Listing a dog is for people aged 18 and over, after an ID check.

A brindle greyhound resting its head on a white bedspread.
A greyhound, at home on the bed.

The first week

Starter kits, toys and accessories from the shop in the app, delivered in the UK, with free delivery from £40. Track an order or start a return in the app, within 14 days of delivery.

A ginger and white dog lying on a floor with a rope toy and a tennis ball in its mouth.
A dog with a rope toy and a tennis ball.

Free to use. Plus is for people who host a lot

Plus is an App Store subscription. It changes one thing: how many events and planned walks you can host.

Browsing dogs, events, incidents, services and the shop
Free
Messaging, joining events and reporting
Free
Hosting events and planned walks, 2 a month
Free
Plus, for unlimited hosting
£4.99 a month
Plus, paid yearly
£39.99 a year

The free count resets on the 1st of each month. Plus is billed to your Apple ID and cancelled in Settings on your iPhone or iPad. Bookings, puppy reservations and the shop are paid for in the app when you use them.

Rules of the park

13 and over
Anyone aged 13 or over can join, browse, message, join events, book and buy.
16 and over, with an ID check
Planning walks, asking about or reserving a dog, and sending your location in a message.
18 and over, with an ID check
Offering services, and listing a dog as a breeder or for rehoming.
ID checks
A person on our team looks at each one within 24 hours. There’s no facial recognition, and we delete the photos once we’ve decided.
Report and block
Report or block from a profile, a chat, a walk, an event, a business or a review. We aim to review reports within 24 hours, child safety and threats first.
Where you are
There’s no live location sharing. The location that sets your area stays on your device, and a planned walk is deleted an hour after it ends.

How ID checks work

Run a dog business? Take bookings from owners nearby

List your services and opening hours.

Owners nearby pick an open slot and pay in the app, you accept or decline each request, and you’re paid through Stripe, less our 15% fee. Reviews only come from completed bookings, so they’re from people you actually saw.

Run it from the app, or from the business dashboard on this website, with the same account. Breeders add their licence, and our team checks it before any puppies are listed.

Open the business dashboard

Offering services is for people aged 18 and over. Do the one-off ID check in the app first, then set up your business here or in the app.

A curly-coated puppy runs out of an agility tunnel with a red ball in its mouth, a trainer's hand beside it.
A puppy coming out of a training tunnel.

In the dashboard

  • Your profile and photos
  • Services and prices
  • Opening hours
  • Bookings
  • Reviews, and your replies
  • Puppy reservations, for breeders
  • Payouts
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel lying on a wooden floor.
Not the actual Lady. Same ears.
A Dogue de Bordeaux sitting in front of a painted garden backdrop.
Not the actual Hooch. Same jowls.

Named after two dogs

Lady is named after a Cavalier King Charles. Hooch is named after the best dog ever, the Dogue de Bordeaux in Turner & Hooch.

One fits on a lap and one very much doesn’t, which is roughly the range of dogs this app has to work for.

Lady & Hooch is in testing now and coming soon to iPhone and iPad. Until then, the business dashboard is open, and you can write to us at contact@lsrsolutions.one.